just say no.

I've never been more convinced that the entire Twilight series is a subliminal Mormon mission. Think about it. She gained an audience (scratch that, a following) and created a phenomena; making children, adults, vampires and other mythological creatures across the world believe in the good old fashioned Mormon values of abstinence and absurd ideals about marriage.

...she's definitely kicking the pants off those door-to-door bike riders.